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J.T. Dogzone

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J.T. Dogzone is the author of the popular romatic advice novel "Mind Games" first introduced in Reign Of Gunters. This book gives really bad advice towards dealing with the female gender.such as "Chicks dig bros with mysterious pasts" and "Keep all the ladies in a state of confusion so that you'll always have options". My personal theory is that J.T. Dogzone is actually Jake The Dog. The resemblance in names is uncanny and Jake seems to think the advice is terrible and that he "just keeps it around for laughs" this leads me to believe that Jake actually wrote the book to trick hopeless goons like the Ice King and laugh about it. Jake has been shown to have a sadistic side when he wants to rule the Hyoomans like angry gods or when he used to ****** old ladies' purses.

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Jake can be sadistic, but still is a good guy. Even Finn is more sadistic than Jake....

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i also have a hunch that jake the dog = J.T Dogzone lol

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J = Jake

Sorry, I thought I'd keep that going xDD
Why not Jermaine The Dog(zone)?
Or Joshua

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Jermaine is alive Jake and him just live different lives he's the older brother too.

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Oh, hes gotta be Jay T Dogzone, Jakes stated before that when he does things that are bad he didnt know it was wrong so he could have wrote the books and then grown up to realize its not good

The thing that sealed it for me was when Jake was scolding him for reading the book but tells him he can still take the advice and remain mysterious

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Yea, I think it's probably Jake. I was watching "To Cut a Woman's Hair" and Jake was saying how he has world famous smooth talking, or something to that effect.

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I highly doubt it's Jake, only because the book is clearly all over Ooo, with the Ice King having a copy and all, so I think he's just some guy in a kingdom we don't know about yet where there's little to no women.

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I highly doubt it's Jake, only because the book is clearly all over Ooo, with the Ice King having a copy and all, so I think he's just some guy in a kingdom we don't know about yet where there's little to no women.

Well, we can all hope it's Jermaine, Jake's forgotten brother.

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Looks like a dog wearing sunglasses, a hat, and a fur coat. So basically either it's Jake

or a pimp.

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Jay T. Doggzone. If observed carefully the book reads; "Now to be clear, Jay T. Doggzone does not condone random flirtation with wanton babes, but rather careful consideration of which lovely honey gives your heart the bu bumps. Cause it's all about the bu bumps. Secondly you got to remember to be smooth, no bodacious babe belongs with a bumbling baby beau bereft of bravado." This is repeated on the page 4 times.

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Jay T. Doggzone. If observed carefully the book reads; "Now to be clear, Jay T. Doggzone does not condone random flirtation with wanton babes, but rather careful consideration of which lovely honey gives your heart the bu bumps. Cause it's all about the bu bumps. Secondly you got to remember to be smooth, no bodacious babe belongs with a bumbling baby beau bereft of bravado." This is repeated on the page 4 times.


Isn't the part about heart bu-bumps, similar to what Jake was telling Finn in the beginning of the episode? So either he wrote it, or he was quoting it to Finn. Either way...what?

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Isn't the part about heart bu-bumps, similar to what Jake was telling Finn in the beginning of the episode? So either he wrote it, or he was quoting it to Finn. Either way...what?


yes it is. lol.

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sn't the part about heart bu-bumps, similar to what Jake was telling Finn in the beginning of the episode? So either he wrote it, or he was quoting it to Finn. Either way...what?

Most likely quote.

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Isn't the part about heart bu-bumps, similar to what Jake was telling Finn in the beginning of the episode? So either he wrote it, or he was quoting it to Finn. Either way...what?
Yeah, I think he quoted it too. Jake says that book messes you up. But he quotes parts of it sometimes.

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So how many of you people believe Jermaine has been forgotten?
Who? Jeremaine? I'm not familiar with him.

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Who? Jeremaine? I'm not familiar with him.

Jake's brother. Appeared in the Tree Trunks episode where TT controlled the crystal soldiers.

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